I asked an Asian girl for her number, she said “SEX SEX SEX FREE SEX TONIGHT” I was like WOW  and then suddenly her friend explained “She means 6663629”. ok. 

dubstepfordads:

yo lemme just smash my head into this fucking lamp for six hours 

-moths

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

東京